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ernestog

( 31 | Male | United States of America )

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I told you, it was behind Elephant's ears!
 		2019-10-06
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Here she goes bringing up the rice again.  She's rubbing Elephant in your face, Mikey!  
 		2019-10-06
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Why?  Did Elephant come by with some peanut butter?
 		2019-10-06
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What?  Why are you explaining what you were doing?  You're acting like she was giving birth and you were nervously pacing in the waiting room.  She's got you wrapped around her finger, Mikey!
 		2019-10-06
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She's playing with your emotions, Mikey.  I don't like it!
 		2019-10-06
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No you're not.
 		2019-10-06
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I doubt it's English.  I don't trust her, Mikey!
 		2019-10-06
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What do you teach, anyway?
 		2019-10-06
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See what I mean?  He grew it behind his ears.
 		2019-10-06
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Yeah, one of her 'friends'.  A smelly hippie named Elephant who use to give her tantric orgasms and eat organic peanut butter from between her toes.  
 		2019-10-06