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ernestog

( 31 | Male | United States of America )

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MariaK
that actually makes him better than most turkish men, lmao jk
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ernestog
Especially on the metrobus.
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
why wouldn't he be?
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ernestog
Because Rocco's connected.
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
that was her friends, not her.
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ernestog
What are you, her attorney?
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
i know right? who starts a phone conversation like that?
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ernestog
I can't remember the last time I had one, actually.
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
yep pretty shocking.
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ernestog
She must be desperate.
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
what a clingy person you're making her out to be.
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ernestog
Hey, I didn't make her.
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
I think she dreamed about mike all night.
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ernestog
Same thing.
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
his beard, you mean.
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ernestog
Nah, he picked all the crumbs out of it the night before.
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
what was she supposed to say? 
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ernestog
Hey, baby, your dream boat has docked!
 		2019-10-06
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MariaK
first world problems.
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ernestog
True bourgeoisie. 
 		2019-10-06