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ernestog

( 31 | Male | United States of America )

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Maybe she's coming off of heroin.
 		2019-10-07
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He read my mind.
 		2019-10-07
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While you're at it, shy don't you buy a shovel for all the BS she's giving you?
 		2019-10-07
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Or some cyanide? 
 		2019-10-07
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She needs it, dude.
 		2019-10-07
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Good, now you can clean that too.
 		2019-10-07
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This asking a question at the end of a statement is a very British English thing to do.
 		2019-10-07
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Why don't you wear it, Mikey.  It would probably look better on you.
 		2019-10-07
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She's so angry.  Couldn't you just laugh it off?
 		2019-10-07
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And she forgot to tell you that she's a hypersensitive, weirdo.  
 		2019-10-07