Work?  What's that?

But her breasts are almost double the size of yours.

Dude, you need to go back to slumlord school.

Let me help you.  'They pay as much as the hell I tell them to or else they get their shit thrown out on the curb.'

Nick, you need some lessons in being a cold hearted prick.

And what if they do?

Yeah, during one of your swinger parties.

Don't worry about them, dude.  Tell them leave or live with it.

Because he looked at you with those pretty blue eyes.

That's nunya.  None of ya damn business!