Well, she can't boil it in her shoe you momo.

And people in hell need ice water.

First thing's first.

That should be delicious.  Roast it after you've boiled all the flavor out of it. 

What a gentleman...

Slippery when wet.

Excuses are like buttholes, everybody has one.  

You were thinking?  Really?

I'm thinking there's a lot she hasn't told you.  Like how she's going to sleep with Diego because of your stupid jokes.

Now she tells you...