Yeah, they figured that out years ago.

I don't know if I trust either of you with a sharp knife.

Brilliant.

I've been there before.  The last time I did mushrooms I ate too many and talked to my dead grandmother.

Won't that mess up the recipe? 

Magic mushrooms?

Damn, that sounds pretty good, actually.

Then you can use the rest of the olive oil to burp the worm.

What about chicken lasagna? 

You're missing the point completely.