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ernestog

( 31 | Male | United States of America )

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Why not?  Cate's been keeping hers low since you met.
 		2019-10-12
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Just use Mikey's laptop.
 		2019-10-12
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She's going to turn lead into gold, you tit.
 		2019-10-12
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Extreme?  No, auto-erotic asphyxiation is extreme.
 		2019-10-12
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What the hell is that?
 		2019-10-12
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You need a lot more than that, Cate.
 		2019-10-12
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ernestog
Chop them small, like you did your last girlfriend.
 		2019-10-12
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Just a teaspoon of sugar helps the medicine go down.
 		2019-10-12
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Just as long as you don't look like that Turkish chef tool when you do it. 
 		2019-10-12
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And some spice to your relationship. 
 		2019-10-12