Good, you can use it to spank Mikey with later.

A phone and a carryout menu.

They're dirty but you can use the other side.

It doesn't sound like you two have much of anything.

You can kill a man with just one fork.  I think two are enough to eat with.

That depends, Mikey.  Are you going to gouge your eyes out?

That would be cutlery, wouldn't it?  I mean, you cut with knives, right?  British English is pretty silly if you ask me.

Just break up with her, Mikey.  No need for a knife.

Sounds like a party.

How carefully can a drawer be checked?