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ernestog

( 31 | Male | United States of America )

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I can guess what comes next.
 		2019-10-14
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I saw that coming.
 		2019-10-14
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Ugh, no shower? 
 		2019-10-14
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It''s not like you're doing a whole lot with your life anyway.
 		2019-10-14
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You're such a happy, dopey, hopey, dummy, Mikey.
 		2019-10-14
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If you keep making that face, it's going to freeze that way.
 		2019-10-14
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Not this drunkard.
 		2019-10-14
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And the unprotected worm catches the HIV.
 		2019-10-14
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Only if you've been up all night on crystal.
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Yeah, that's tough after binge drinking.
 		2019-10-14