Yeah, so just go ahead and move in with Mikey already and quit the nonsense.

Stop the charade, stop the madness!  

Hey Bevis, he said 'tube'.

Too close for comfort.  Doesn't sound like she's really trying. 

As soon as you tell her she can't stay with you, you tit.

That sounds like the perfect place to me!  You could smoke phantom weed with Lennon's ghost.

It didn't have a hot tub in the bathroom and there was no bowling alley in the basement.  

I fail to see how this day was not wasted.

Beggars can't be choosers, Cate.

This is what we call sarcasm, I think.