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ernestog

( 30 | Male | United States of America )

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ernestog
Well, that makes sense being that she obviously wears the pants in the relationship.
 		2019-10-27
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ernestog
I'd guess you snore every night.
 		2019-10-27
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ernestog
Oh, that's no fun.
 		2019-10-27
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ernestog
Not the fun way I'm guessing.
 		2019-10-27
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ernestog
Well, mosquitoes really know how to suck so...
 		2019-10-27
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ernestog
You don't smell so fresh down there. 
 		2019-10-27
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ernestog
He really hopes it's you that's been waking him up.
 		2019-10-27
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ernestog
Then you should stop putting the peanut butter on your willie.  
 		2019-10-27
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ernestog
That''s just the voices in your head, dear.
 		2019-10-27
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MariaK
you filthy animal killers.
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ernestog
The end is nigh!
 		2019-10-27