Yeah, well, you should have.  You were supposed to watch it after all.

Interesting that she would say 'taking care' of the bag.

Here the verb is 'to be'.  It's always a state verb when it's the main verb of a sentence.

Here's my stupid friend girls!

We use the word 'dick' to talk about someone who's rude.

Sometimes we put words in quotes to sarcastically refer to them in writing.

I thought it would be safer if I choked you out!

I vote for punching him in the face.

Hello girls!  Welcome to my life!

He better be!