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ernestog

( 31 | Male | United States of America )

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With a pair of tweezers and a keen eye.
2019-11-03
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Get her a magnifying glass.
2019-11-03
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You should shave down there.  It'd make it easier for her.
2019-11-03
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I'd hate to tell you what I google.
2019-11-03
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You two are a couple of dopes.
2019-11-03
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You have to play 'hide the salami' with Bear.
2019-11-03
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That's all?
2019-11-03
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Head in the whip? 
2019-11-03
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On what?  How many times Cate would have to reach for a handful of popcorn before she felt it?
2019-11-03
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What happened?  Mikey cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket?
2019-11-03