It might take him a while.

It's easier for him, he's been doing it since puberty.

With his eyes you momo.

I'm sure there's a few things you could show her that she should already be able to do.

That and she's a lunkhead.

Did your mother?

And you got all links for gay porn sites.  Google remembers what you visit and tailors your subsequent searches accordingly.

I guess that makes sense.

He dropped it in the toilet when he forgot to take his pants off to poop.

But he wants to get busy.