this was a joke, it wasn't meant to be scary...

not a time to joke around, mikey.

or maybe she just hates you and doesn't want to live with you?

so she's allergic to cats but she doesn't like dog hair. umm, what else?

even reading this made me feel depressed.

maybe she was just depressed?

yeah, get to that part already.

exactly my thoughts. somebody's lying...

now that's a funny one.

so she did it just to clog the toilet and blame it onto you guys. wow what a witch.